Wait.. So Jesus was a Muslim?

That's right. Jesus is my homeboy too. 

Muslims believe in a chain of prophets starting with Adam and including Noah, Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Job, Moses, Aaron, David, Solomon, Elias, Jonah, John the Baptist, and Jesus, peace and blessings be upon them all! But God's final message to man, a reconfirmation of the eternal message, was revealed to the Prophet Muhammad through Gabriel.

You take a shower in that? (Hijab)

 No, I do not and have never taken a shower in "this". It's called a hijab by the way, and Muslim women wear it because they value modesty. 

 Throughout history, levels of modesty have differed. Let's go back 200 years. It was not okay to see a woman walk around in a short skirt, was it? No. Western women had a higher level of modesty even decades ago. Oh, wait. Maybe they were just oppressed? Hmm..